Learning Engrish

So I've been swamped in China and it hasn't quite been convenient to post but I thought I'd briefly break my silence to let a few people who care about these things that I'm still alive.

A number of my colleagues use this English learning software that teaches them a phrase each day though I'm beginning to wonder about the content provider's sense of humor. Today's phrase? "Do you get a kick out of watching me suffer?" to which I of course happily responded "yes."