"And there are sea monsters in Lake Michigan. I can feel them when I'm boating."

The best sarcastic comment of the day (Detroit News) made in response to Senator Debbie Stabenow (D., Mich.) - recently appointed to the Senate Energy Committee who said: "Climate change is very real ... I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes."

Made particularly amusing by recent reports of US Congressional Jet purchases (Politico). Private jets of course, spew 4x the amount of greenhouse gases than flying commercial (Newsbusters).