Making Constructive Criticism "Less of a Slap"

From NiceCritic.com - there's nothing that quite says you care like 'helpful', anonymous criticism:

• "Washing your hands after using the restroom is a wonderful way to not spread germs."
• "You seem to have over-applied your make-up today"
• "A breath mint would be beneficial today."
  

What does it say about me that my first reaction was that this could be a whole lot of fun? It's applications like this that make me truly happy to be alive.

(h/t PEHub)